My new love affair

5 Sep

I’m not afraid to admit it, I have a new love.  I thought my heart was full to the brim, I mean I’ve got a great partner, I’ve bred some wonderful human beings who love me and are still happy to be seen in public with me.  So of course I thought there was no room in my big ol’ heart but then he came through our front door.

It’s not quite as Mills and Boons as it sounds,  I spent many arduous hours in front of the laptop doing research  and after hand picking him at the store I lugged him to the car.   But then he was here, in our house and as soon as he was fully operational I knew there was no turning back.  So what is this object of desire?   This thing that has brought my heart to near bursting point?   (insert dramatic pause) …….  Robovac, that’s right my robotic vacuum, oh yeah this little round piece of loveliness with cameras and sensors has only been with us  ten months but I love him and never want him to leave.

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If, like me, you have a marauding crowd who run through your house thinking the floor is some kind of alternate bin then you too will love this little round whizzy  robot.    With no questions asked, no whining, no selective hearing he  just starts doing his thing.   He’s small and powerful and as his proud mother I’m just going to have to tell you how smart he is, we went all supremo and got the top Robovac model so this little lad is so smart he can take himself back to the docking station and empties the crap he picked up off the floor into the unit.  It truly is miraculous he starts the job and finishes it and with no breaks, just gets on with it with little if no fuss.

I’ve always thought the people featured on those infomercials must be medicated, I mean seriously who could be that excited about any of those products.  But that was before Robovac now if someone turned up to my house and wanted to film me while Robovac was doing his thing I would enthusiastically blubber on about how he has transformed my life as well.  I remember once when I was reading a book on the couch and he whizzed past and I couldn’t help but let out a little “I love you” to him.

So here’s to you lovely Robovac and again I’ll share my intimate thoughts about you, I already posted this to him on facebook at Valentines Day but I guess it never hurts to reiterate those important feelings so …

I’d like to tell the world how much I appreciate all the hard work, the dedication and the way you make my life just that little bit easier, that’s right I love you robot vacuum. And to the four lads I have making the mess that Robovac cleans up each day, hugs and smooches this Valentines Day xx

Maybe your heart is full of love for a partner, kids, dogs, cats or Star War figures, whatever fills it with joy just remember something can come into your life and just push it to the brim!

9 Responses to “My new love affair”

  1. Rahburt September 6, 2013 at 1:08 am #

    haha, did you create that image too?

    • Ramblings of a Quickwit September 6, 2013 at 1:24 am #

      Glad you enjoyed my sordid affair Robert, ha ha. I wish I was talented enough to draw that picture but an incredibly talented artist named Cally Bennett, who you can find at http://www.callybennett.com/, is kind enough to be a wonderful friend and very generous contributor to my ramblings. She has made quite a few of my blog entries look spectacular, the most popular one that I can tell is in the Stupid Sticker Family entry, genius! Thanks for dropping by.

      • Rahburt September 6, 2013 at 7:34 pm #

        i did enjoy it :). checked out her site, she is talented. i wish i was artistic. that’s awesome that she creates things for your site too.

  2. Rahburt September 6, 2013 at 1:09 am #

    i always wondered if they worked

    • Ramblings of a Quickwit September 6, 2013 at 1:25 am #

      I probably wouldn’t do the infomercial but I heartily encourage a purchase of one!

      • Rahburt September 6, 2013 at 7:36 pm #

        dully noted 🙂

  3. Sonia September 6, 2013 at 2:30 am #

    Hilarious!! The thought of you in love with household appliance cracks me up!!

  4. Ashleigh September 6, 2013 at 5:24 am #

    Love your ramblings.

  5. replenishforhealth September 6, 2013 at 9:36 am #

    Humming electrical device that your in love with ??? MMM ???? Did you buy it online and did it come in a unmarked box ????

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